I will never...
Let my children watch TV before the age of 2
Let my children drink juice before the age of 2
Let my children play video games before the age of 5 
Drive a minivan 
Live in Fishers (or any north suburb for that matter) 
Bribe my children to cooperate 
Bribe my children to sit on the potty 
Okay, bribe my children, period 
Let my children share our bed 
Lock my children in their room to get them to go to sleep 
Raise my voice at my children 
(okay, I knew this one was unrealistic from the start;)) 
Let my children watch TV before bed 
Let the TV babysit my children 
Count fruit snacks and french fries as fruits and vegetables
Reuse a diaper becuase I had forgotten one 
Lie about their age to get a free meal 
Lie to them about what is actually on their plates to get them to try new food
Let my children pee in our front yard and our back yard 
Encourage my children to pee in a parking garage 
Send my child to daycare with a low grade fever and act surprised when I get a call later that he is sick (don't worry Liz this was with my old babysitter!;))
Take my children out in public with dirty faces or crusty noses
I think you get the idea. Now none of you have to feel guilty about the things you said you would/will never do. 
My other two pieces of advice for new mothers are to 1) lower your standards as to what you are able to accomplish in a day (you can always increase it later) and 2) do whatever is best for the mommy! Happy mommy=Happy family!
Good Luck!

